"...It sure sounds programmed..."
~ The Oak Conclave
"...why didn't they cover Super Mario Bros?"
~ everyone else
1. Arrival 2012
2. Robot Sex
3. Exploding Metal
4. Mandatory Spermicide
6. Frozen In Fire
7. The Fuck Patrol
8. Chicken Sacrifice
9. 665: The Neighbor Of The Beast
10. Fission Of Senses
11. Collapse Of A Neutron Star
12. Penis Flytrap
13. Escape From Nebulon V
14. Mortal Wombat
15. Eye Of The Tiger
17. Through The Wormhole
- Do not listen on headphones. This has been known to cause brain hemorrhaging.
- Do not listen at a low volume. This will suck your eardrums inside-out.
- Do not wear underwear. It will just make things harder when you inevitably piss yourself.
- Vomitron CDs explode when placed in a microwave oven. Actually, all CDs do.
- Wrap tinfoil around your head in the shape of a cone. This will cause others around you to wonder what the fuck you're doing and thus result in free advertising for Vomitron.
- Do not stop a song halfway through. This will cause you to hear the song backwards in your mind and NOTHING else for the rest of your life.
- Do not try to PLAY a Vomitron song on any instrument, as it will immediately catch fire. Permanent injury or death can result.
- Please wait 45 minutes after eating to enjoy a Vomitron record. Hence the name "Vomitron".
- Do not download Vomitron songs. Lars Ulrich will paint a picture and then cry.